If God Were a Woman

[Zena]

If God Were A Woman!

Sex would smell like chocolate.

Farts would smell like roses.

Dogs would smell spring fresh.

Babies would come from vending machines.

Men would be born with a permanent erection.

All women would have the same size breasts.

There would be no cellulite.

Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE.

Men would be born with an "OFF" switch.

There would be no "Titty Bars." Male Revue would continue.

Every man's paycheck would be made payable to his wife.

All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation in Hawaii.

Men would inherit the menstrual cycle.

Men would come with software to be custom designed.

Men would come equipped with a homing device for quick location by wife.

Men would have built in lie detector on forehead for instant verification of the truth.

Men would be intelligent enough to tell the difference between six inches and three inches.

Sex would last longer than 30 seconds.

Foreplay would not be a quick slap on the fanny and a kiss on the cheek.

Viagra becomes an over the counter drug.

;D ;D

[*Nastyz00m*]

Does this prove God isn't a woman after all...?

[*NastyJeff*]

God MUST be a woman, the way the women in our lives can turn a guy to jello, but us men can't seem to do it to the women after the " point of no return" has been reached in a relationship.... Oh yes, God is a woman, and with a really cracked sense of humor too. Been with Missy 11 years, I am still putty in her hands, and she molds me into some pretty fun things at times, other times...... oh, it's just too damn embarrassing to mention.....