NASTY Q3 accidents

[*NastyJeff*]

OK... I was playing Quake on Gimps.. enjoying lovely game of Q3 when... I reached for my 48 ounce Ice Tea, and [shadow=red,left,300]KERSPLOOSH![/shadow], it spilled... OK, here's the strange part, my world started going into slow motion. I saw a drip, ( now, be reminded, it IS 48 ounces, there was no drip, it was a [shadow=red,left,300]KERSPLOOSH![/shadow], it was as if the Red Sea unparted and spilled on my desktop, but, like I said, it was like slow motion...)
The drip, ok, it was more like a trickle, started to create a path, as if it had a mind of it's own. I couldn't believe my eyes! The damn thing made a U-Turn for my mouse! OK, a mouse, no biggie, got lots... then the mouse was engulfed, in a brown sea of murkiness. Then, to my disbelief, it made another turn.. it aimed right at my ergonomicaly correct keyboard... my mind was racing, heart was thumping... I then threw myself upon my desk to try and rescue it. The poor thing, it never hurt no-one, and I was the only thing there to save it! Somehow, I DID IT! ( now, this is what I thought... dum ass me thinking again....) As I began to examine the keyboard, I saw some brownish liquid upon the keys. No biggie, I can just wipe that off. So, I exchange my mouse, wipeth off the keyboard, and go to send a message to Canned, Trick, and Blade... what I typed and what the keyboard typed were 2 completely different things. I typed: "I spilled tea on my desk". What they saw was more like "I s8p4il8l8ed tea8 o7n8 k8e8y1b8o8d6raz". Holychit... I broke it...
So, what have you done? I am sure we have had those type of things happen... sucks when it does.
By the way guys, sorry I left the game so fast, I, was, well, uh, crying....

[*NastyCanned_Meat!*]

Is THAT what that was about...? It all becomes clear now....

[*NastyHoodlum*]

I have a terrible habit with cigarettes.... i could just stop there i guess, but no.....

i have to make sure that i ALWAYS go into spec mode if i'm gonna have one.

If i don't i invariably a) forget i lit one and it burns away into nothing in the ashtray

ii) burns Vix's recently pruned toenail clippings in said ashtray... damn that smells bad! (ok ok ok, so they're mine not hers)

3) The worst one of all... burns down so the weight shifts in it, falls outta ashtray, before you know it... theres another hole in the carpet

Thank god i said cigarettes and not fags....

[snowman]

You most likely have already thought of this Jeffy, but the best way to clean a keyboard is to put it in the dishwasher.

Now...I know you're already thinking about something clever to say like: "ya really think it will fit inside of Missy?" or something to that effect...and believe me....I would have found it funny ;D but ya see....I've heard um all

Anyway.....if you'z don't have a dishwasher just soak it in something soapy overnight and wash it out really good with hot water and let dry very well.

BTW.....where's my computer and wife I ordered? The kids were a nice touch, but I don't have room for them anymore, but if they also come with a computer each...I'll rethink it.

:)Snow

[*NastyCanned_Meat!*]

*NastyHoodlum* said:

Thank god i said cigarettes and not fags....

You're tellin' ME!!!! Otherwise, we'd have learned something new about Hood........... *ahem*

[*NastyGimp*]

*NastyCanned_Meat!* said:

It all becomes clear now....

Or rather, brown...

*ClumsyJeff*!

[*NastyCaptainKlutz*]

'bout 3 years ago I fitted a heater bulb in a light socket i used over my keyboard. Left it to go do a P, came back to a gloopy. sticky mess of melted keyboard no amout of dishwashing would fix.........

[*NastyBlade*]

;D So that was what that was all about m8 thought it was censored nasty swear words ;D hope your all dry now anyway c u l8r m8