Ho Ho Ho you neighbor mutter yuckers!

[*NastyJeff*]

My wife had to do it. Every year at this time, I see how close I can come to falling off a roof. You see, I am a Christmas light junkie. Not just your normal junky, I MUST HAVE THE MOST LIGHTS! If you cannot see my house from 30,000 feet, I'm not done! I did work on them for 3 days, I thought that I was close to being done. Then I heard that voice, sometimes it sounds evil, other times sexy, sometimes, it's just posessed...yep the wife....
[glow=red,2,300]"Jeff, you have competition..."[/glow]
Across the street, the foolish neighbor thinks he can outdo me. So, I mosey across the road, Just to see what the guy is up to. To my surprise, yep, he flat out admits it, he's gonna beat me! LIKE HELL!
So, yesterday I put up a few thousand more lights, and all of that mushy X-mas decoration stuff. Now, I am to the point I am sure I am going to blow a breaker, but THIS IS WAR!
So, if you don't see me over the next couple of days, so sorry. But, I am out fighting my heart out for all of the little guys around the world. LONG LIVE THE X-MAS LIGHT KING!!!!
I will post a pic of them at somepoint, if I ever finish them...MUHAHAHAHA!

[*NastyBlade*]

wondered what that strange eerie glow was ;D

[*NastyBabe*]

Go get em jeff. you can beat em show them what you are made off! Go xmas lights go xmas lights!
Dont go falling of no roofs though that would not be good! Do U do the whole santa thing of coming down the chimney?

[*NastyGimp*]

Oh no, not another National Grid sucker!

[NastyBahHumbugZena]

*NastyJeff* said:

My wife had to do it. Every year at this time, I see how close I can come to falling off a roof. You see, I am a Christmas light junkie. Not just your normal junky, I MUST HAVE THE MOST LIGHTS! If you cannot see my house from 30,000 feet, I'm not done! I did work on them for 3 days, I thought that I was close to being done. Then I heard that voice, sometimes it sounds evil, other times sexy, sometimes, it's just posessed...yep the wife....
[glow=red,2,300]"Jeff, you have competition..."[/glow]

National Lampoons Christmas Vacation, Part II, coming to a theater near you...starring NastyJeff and Missy!

[*NastyCaptainKlutz*]

......& he will wonder why his server will crash/lag/etc ;D

[Doopsta]

Jeff be careful putting those lights up

[*NastyJeff*]

It's that time of year again. I kept putting off lights, and Missy kept asking....as time passed, more and more sweetly....( I hate it when she does that)
Then, the damned neighbor ( my competition, if you remember last year) had to start early. I tried to convince Missy "no", and myself. I have a fire inside, that once it is started, I can't put it out. And last year, I had no time to do all that I wanted to with the decorations. So, I gave the prize to the neighbor, the bastard........
Well, to make a long story short, Missy sparked the fire. I will do all that I can in two days, then continue when I get back from Kansas.
Besides the thousands of lights we have, I went and spent a couple hundred or so more on stuff. This year is my year, MINE MINE MINE!!!!
When I get it done, I will post a picture.
[glow=red,2,300]MUHOHOHOHO!!![/glow]

[Unlogged Klutz]

I take a pic of our local Xmas Light geeek....people coem from miles.........

[snowman]

I got to start reading the date of these posts.....the whole time I'm reading the darn thing I'm saying to myself......geez....didn't he go through this last year?......

Keep it simple Jeff. Here's a pic of my house I took last night. It's not a very good pic, but you get the idea.

Snowlight

[*NastyJeff*]

"Simple" huh?
I do mine in phases, phase 1 is now complete. The lawn is done:

20 lighted candy canes
3 lighted trees
1 3d lighted Santa
3 lighted moving deer
Porch has Greens and Ribbons and BIG Tree bulbs

Tomorrow, Phase 2:
( too much to write...)

Then, Phase 3 next weekend..oh yeah, phase 3....

[*NastyAuri*]

Great house snowi! ;D
I want such a house : (
Looks so Christmas-sy.
You lucky one....

Have a great day1

[*NastyGimp*]

You shouldn't start until the 1st day of advent.

Bah humbug.

[*NastyJeff*]

Ok, we are 8-10 hours into decorating. Phase 1 and 2 are done.
The front of the house is almost done, I still need to do the sides, icicles in the windows...and we have to get something BIG for the front of the house, in the yard...hmmm.
All that phase 2 is about, is to "see" what the neighbors got this year. I put up around 5000 lights so far, ( the pictures do NOT do it justice)
So, I turn em on for now...then I leave for the week and see what the neighbor will do. It is a war. He will look at mine, and do more.....but, I am not done.
"If" I do Phase 3, and he buries me, I will introduce a phase 4.....oh yes I will.
(I already blew one fuse...teehee.....)

[snowman]

SNOW!!!


You need SNOW!!!

[*NastyCanned_Meat!*]

Not bad, Jeff. Certainly more than what's on my house. You should see the local Christmas light guru around here, though. He covers the entire front of his house with strands of lights, then makes them run a pattern that is controlled by a reprogramed Atari.

Why am I suddenly reminded of the movie "Christmas Vacation"?

[*NastyAuri*]

snowman said:

SNOW!!!

You need SNOW!!!

Hahahahahahahhahaha


Hey, I admit, I really love your decorated houses : (
We don't do that at all. We buy a christmas tree and that is all. Sad..
I wish I could have a house likes yours or Snowi's..
I might take a picture of my house here. I could not imagine any of your houses before that's why I am surprised, you all have so small houses, we of course live in one with about 50 flats. Not alone..

Good day, might it snow for you!

[*NastyJeff*]

Canned....
You ain't seen nuttin yet...... this is only phase 2, bear with me....

[Shelby]

ITS NOT EVEN DECEMBER YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bah humbug!

[*NastyAuri*]

WE HAVE SNOW

[*NastyCanned_Meat!*]

admin said:

this is only phase 2, bear with me....

Glad to hear it, Jeff. Maybe when all your lights are set up, I can look to the eastern sky and see the glow of your house! Keep up the good work - you have more energy then me.
And hey, maybe you could put a big NASTY CLAN sign up somewhere on your house, too? There's nothing like shameless publicity.

[*NastyJeff*]

Two full days of putting lights up so far.
My old competion actually gave up and GAVE US THEIR decorations, lol.
I have dedicated power just to our lights now....teehee

[*NastyCaptainKlutz*]

Hmm, I wondered what that strange glow was in the west ........

[Youngy hard at work 8]

Ahhh i must see pictures of these decorations, where i live everybody is a christmas light junkie, theres a house thats down the road thats on the news near enough every year! i'll try and get a piccy.

~Youngard

[*NastyCaptainKlutz*]

Hmm, I may post pics of a couple of houses round here if they can still afford electricity....