Post by *NastyBlade* on Jun 7, 2005 9:12:38 GMT -5
Me, the Mrs and some friends were a little drunk the other night and for 1 reason or another we got onto talking about what could someone invent that would be the best thing since sliced bread and you would sell your soul for
Well cos we were kinda intoxicated we were coming up with all kinds of stuff like a robotic pooper scooper that follows your dog around and cleans it's mess and other crazy ideas.
Well I thought I would post a thread and see if you guys could come up with better ideas than a bunch of beer heads Zaniest idea gets a free rail in the butt from me
I think a few clones of me would be a good invention....I could really do the job of three people at work. I could stay home and get stuff done that hasnt been done in eons....and....well...hubby would like the idea as well. Cause then I could play Quake...AND do other ummm wifely things
Post by *NastyJeff* on Jun 7, 2005 19:42:30 GMT -5
I was more thinking of cloning a spouse, multiple times. Oh yes, with the attitude of mans best friend. You can kick them, they lick you... you can leave for hours on end, they are just happy to see you... you can yell at them and they beg at your feet... however, you can also be alone with them, all of them... oh yes, this is a good thing....
What I would seriously like is something like a beamer. Would give much if I could say, I wanna be somewhere else now because I have 1 hour time or so. And then come back after that hour without any traveling delay.
I wouldnt get to school in time anyway, even with this hehe. But I mean I could visit people in other countries more often whats really important to me.. for example all of you boogers for sure
Hmmm, something not so serious? Oh I always wanted to have a pen that writes the exams in school A+ hehehehe. Or a cable like in Matrix that puts all knowledge in me and I could be lazy all my life long
I would invent a special Quake server with unlimited bandwidth that never lagged or crashed and didn't need clients to download maps and automatically kicked any cheats or campers.
Id invent a car for Gimpo that never breaks, a great racetrack called Gimp-Run lol. Hope you have fun. But u still need to work to win against all the others. There are coming all people all famous race drivers and wanna drive on your track hehe