Post by t1ckl3m0u53 on Feb 25, 2009 7:20:02 GMT -5
Yep Jeff. Did the nasty in the pasty (May '08) and expecting a baby like...now! Why didn't anyone tell me this would happen ? P'raps should have paid more attention at school during Biology instead of giggling like a loon at any mention of ladies bits.
Post by *NastyJeff* on Feb 25, 2009 21:04:17 GMT -5
Well...have you noticed how your "mate" has changed since being prego? They all do... you fall in love with a great spontanious lady.... then, "it" happens...the big falopian tube hatchling....the woman changes...you think "this will change after our child is born, life will be grand". I want to share the truth with you. -the "lady" will never be the same -diapers suck -puke sucks -and worst of all..they grow up and have their own mind which tells them to disagree with you
Post by *NastyJeff* on Feb 27, 2009 0:18:44 GMT -5
Wow, Missy did not see the humor in this post; not one little bit. My point was just confirmed....run dude run! On a serious note, I am a very lucky man; Missy is as cool as they come. (did I do OK honey? are we friends again?)
Post by t1ckl3m0u53 on Mar 5, 2009 17:45:53 GMT -5
Since the warning against procreation came too late, I accepted the invitation to join clan <DAD> at 04:06 GMT today. Miranda Zhang T1ckl3m0u53 weighing in at a respectable 7lbs 7oz (for those young enough or continental enough to therefore prefer it this way - 3.37 Kg) and a whopping 59cm top to tail lists her current hobbies as sleeping & sleeping some more (and, like all members of clan <DAD>, would like a keen interest in tits to also be on the record). WFMT1ckl3m0u53 will be off-air for some time as it requires after a 41 hour continuous broadcasting marathon.
Post by t1ckl3m0u53 on Mar 5, 2009 18:38:51 GMT -5
Mother is doing fine although after 26 hour labo(u)r followed by the 'They tried all they could to ease her, but the baby will have to be a Caeser' routine - she's totally bushed and very sore - but still smiling! Proud member of clan <DAD>, and VERY proud member of clan <Mrs. T1ckl3m0u53's Special Friends> signing out for the time being. Thanks Redneck btw for the regards - appreciated muchly - I assume you're a member of clan <DAD> too (or is that just a fan of tits (Great/Blue/Small - delete as applicable).